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Yes, today we had an interview with these two people!
Thank you very much!
How was it? Was it okay? I think it was barely okay!
I don't know!
It was a strong combination!
Yes!
Then, would you like to make a shout?
Then I'll go!
One, two!
Mera Mera NMB48!
Start!
Why? Why?
Huh? Huh?
There's bread inside?
Yes, it's amazing.
There's someone you like.
What are you saying?
Why are you fighting?
You're cheering for me.
Thank you.
Thank you for contacting us so many times.
And this time's assistant!
Yes! Everyone, welcome to Yuina Labyrinth!
Wow, the exit is Yuina.
Yes!
The exit is Yuina, I see.
Ah, and that's why it's Yuina Labyrinth.
That's right! The exit is...
You get lost in a labyrinth without an exit...
And it's a catchphrase that says "I'll let you all have fun!"
Oh, you don't tell us about the exit?
Is there a possibility you can't go back?
I can't go back, but I can complain about Yuina.
Oh!
I see.
So you make her have that much fun.
I've been doing that for five years now!
No one knew what you meant.
I didn't know.
That's nice. Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
By the way, does Yuina know about us?
Yes, but we've never met before.
That's right.
When I asked you earlier, you said you came as a guest when I didn't.
Oh, that's right!
That's right!
I heard about you.
That's why you and Takahashi Fujii are always working hard together.
We're working hard.
You're working hard.
You always say really funny things, but you're laughing like you're watching it on TV.
That's amazing!
From the viewer's point of view, it's quite rare.
But I hope you have fun today.
Yes, thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me!
Okay, let's get started.
Yes, I'd like to call out the members now.
But before that, let me introduce myself and tell you what you should do to sell more posters.
What you should do to sell more posters.
Yes!
Thank you for taking care of me.
But you do it for me every time.
Yes!
At first, you told me what I was cool about.
Yes!
Last time you told me what I was cool about.
Yes!
Today, you told me what we should do to sell more posters.
Maybe it'll be useful.
Yes!
I'll take it sincerely.
Yes!
Okay, let's get started.
Yes!
By the way, I...
Yes, say something, Yui.
I...
I drink hot water every morning.
What?
I think you know it.
You drink hot water every morning?
Yes.
Is it warm water?
Yes.
Do you drink it when you wake up in the morning?
No, I just...
It's good for your health.
Oh, I see.
In a healthy way.
In a healthy way. I was surprised.
I see.
Then you might think of good ideas.
I see.
And you might get dizzy later.
Everything is good for you.
Yes.
Does Yui drink acid?
Oh, I drink normal temperature water.
Why?
Why are we the only ones who have a little burn?
Normal temperature water?
But I asked if it's okay on TV, so I'll provide it as it is.
Oh, you're doing it, then.
No, I hardly do it.
Why don't you do it?
Don't push me like that.
I see.
I'd like to try it, too.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, then let's call today's members.
Come on!
Oh, there she is.
Cute, cute.
Oh, good luck.
She's following you.
Oh, good job.
Oh, Mi-chan.
We're getting a lot of support right away.
Yes, then I'd like you to introduce yourself and say it.
Yes, I'll say it. I'll say it.
Please say it.
I love you all.
We love you, too.
Thank you. I'm 24-year-old Shihan from Hyogo Prefecture.
I'm Yumin Ishida.
Shihan!
Yes.
Shihan!
I didn't say Yumin.
Shihan!
I changed it now.
I think you should turn your teeth yellow so that you can sell well.
What?
It's really good.
Teeth?
Yes, yes, yes.
Your smile is so nice.
If you turn your teeth yellow...
Yellow?
Yes, you'll stand out a lot.
I'll stand out?
Will it sell?
When it came out on TV, it reflected a lot in the light.
Everyone said, "Hello," and "Thank you."
And my teeth were yellow.
Yes, yes.
No, I'm not starting a manzai, but I'm going up in the ring.
I'm a strong man from overseas.
That's crazy advice.
I can't accept it.
Shihan!
Yes.
That's right.
This year... When was it?
It's in the summer.
Yes, there's a concert in the summer.
It's called "Sokaku."
"Sokaku"?
It's like a team name.
"Sokaku"?
Yes, yes.
It was announced like that.
"Raikaku"?
"Sokaku"?
It's like a team name.
It was announced like that.
They gave me a new role there.
Oh, you got a role.
Yes.
Playing...
Playing, performance, and marketing.
Why do you say "marketing" at the end?
There are players who play as managers and coaches.
Playing...
Performance...
Marketing.
I don't know what you mean by "marketing".
You don't know what "marketing" is?
I don't know much about it.
What do you do in general?
I direct the whole concert.
I improve each member's performance.
Wow.
I improve each member's performance.
You watch the whole concert?
Yes.
Have you done anything like this before?
Not yet.
I haven't done it yet, but I've seen my juniors' dance performances.
And I've seen them change their positions in the concert.
Really?
Usually, a lyricist or a director does it.
Yes, they do the choreography of the song.
That's marketing.
There are many things like that.
Really?
Do you usually do that even though you don't have a role?
I used to do it.
You're talking too much.
But it's okay. I'm not complimenting you.
It's okay.
Yes.
That's good.
Yes.
Marketing is amazing.
Yes, it is.
But marketing is not ordinary.
Do you know it, Nagami?
What is it?
Shibuya and Kagami were our seniors when we were in the fourth grade.
And Uka was our senior when we were in the third grade.
But now he's in the second grade.
He's a boss now.
I see.
Yes.
From our point of view...
It's okay now.
Who are you talking about?
Kawakami is like Biscuit Brothers.
And now he's on the same level as Erai Pachi.
Yes.
And he's two levels above us.
He's like Hong Kong.
Hong Kong.
Hong Kong is the second generation of NSC.
Yes.
Do you want me to say it in Tamil or English?
No problem!
Oh!
I'll leave it to you!
I'll leave it to you at all!
Well, even if I say it in Tamil, it's commercial.
There is no such thing as commercial.
But it's amazing, isn't it? It can be a summary role.
Yes, it is.
It's amazing, so please look forward to it.
Thank you!
Now, and...
Yes!
Ehime's orange sent to the world and...
Shiori!
Officially, I'm going!
I'm going!
I'm 24-year-old Shioriko and Mizuta Shiori from Ehime Prefecture.
Yes, what cafe posters should be done to sell more is...
That's right, on TikTok delivery...
Near midnight...
I think it would be nice to just eat rice and deliver it!
Thank you in advance!
What do you mean? What do you mean?
First of all, TikTok...
And near midnight...
Near midnight...
Near midnight, eat rice.
Just really eat rice.
It's better to do TikTok in the middle, you know?
Why do you eat rice at midnight?
I just see it, you know?
I'm just hungry.
I see!
Yes, yes, yes.
Or...
If you have that centaur, which one do you look at?
Rice, rice...
Oh, you eat rice?
That's right.
The other day, Shiori and I were doing it together.
You did it last time, too.
Centaur...
Centaur's back candidate...
The front candidate...
I'm looking for the front candidate.
Oh, that's right, that's right, that's right.
Oh, the mayor...
Mayor...
Oh, yeah...
That time was a mystery!
Come to think of it...
That time...
There are a lot of mysterious things.
It's usually two hours and you do it at the end.
Or you do "daruma-san fell down."
It might be there today, too.
Oh, I might be looking for Centaur's candidate today, too.
Yes, today's time.
I see.
Don't do it!
I see.
Thank you very much.
Thank you!
Now, and...
Yes! The one you dropped on Izumi is...
Kinno's, Ginno's, or...
A-non's!
Don't you ever choose me!
Thank you very much!
I'm A-non from Kyoto and I'm 18 years old!
What you should do to sell more wall posters is...
Not "wall poster", but "wall poster"!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Another mysterious advice has been added.
Well, I'd say...
"dot-dot"... No, "dot-dot".
It's not so cute, so I think it's better to be round.
Oh, I see.
From an appearance point of view.
Yeah. Also for girls...
"Cafe" poster!
No, but this is really...
When we...
Was it about our fourth year?
When we started as NGK?
There was this spot of our goal where we always wanted to stand next to once we started being comedians.
And when they first allowed us to stand there...
There was!
You know how you can see "Yumaetai" and "Mera Merai" on the back?
Usually you can see "kabe poster" on the back, but the person who made the video made a mistake and said "kabe poster".
They couldn't do anything for five minutes.
That's what happened.
So if you had adopted it, it would have sold more?
I see.
kabe poster
I thought about it for a moment.
Please give us a comment.
By the way, nice to meet you, Aino.
Yes, nice to meet you.
What kind of corner is this, Aino?
Aino is pretty cool.
She's cool.
She's mature.
She's only 18 years old, but I think she's the most mature out of all of us.
Oh, really?
Yes, she's the most energetic.
Yes.
What about you, Shihan?
I think Shihan speaks once every three seconds.
You talk a lot.
Yes, I talk a lot.
I see.
That's good for you.
Thank you for having us today.
Thank you for having us.
And...
Yes, when it comes to fans...
Shanshan!
Are you interested in either of them?
Shanshan!
Thank you! I'm 24 years old from Hyogo Prefecture and my name is Nao Shinsawa.
What you should do in order for your poster to sell well is...
to do an impromptu pose in the middle of a conversation.
Thank you in advance.
So cute!
Impromptu pose...
Yes, thank you in advance.
This one...
Yes, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Why are you so...
Why am I so...
Why are you so naive?
What's naive about me?
You're naive!
I'm not naive!
Are you really going to do it for me?
Isn't it obvious?
Isn't it obvious? There's no one who tickles an old man like me.
When you introduce yourself, you only do this.
Isn't it obvious?
You should be more interested in me.
I am, I am. I'm interested in you all, but I'm more interested in you.
What do you like about me?
Even if you know me, when you smile at me in the morning, I get goosebumps.
She's getting goosebumps.
I was hoping you'd let me do an after party someday.
No, no, no.
No, we won't.
We won't.
No, we won't.
What about you, Shinshin?
Shinshin is...
We're in the same class.
We're pretty close, but we're not that close behind the scenes.
What?!
Is that so?
Yeah, that's right.
Is that so?
I'm pretty mature about it.
Wow.
I'm pretty mature about it.
Wow.
I like that about you, too.
You can say anything you want.
Thank you for your comments.
And last but not least...
Who did you choose?
Miyu!
Who did you choose?
Let your heart...
Let it race!
I'm Miyu Wada, 26 years old from Tohoku Prefecture.
Thank you for your comments!
Something else you should do for your wall poster to sell more is...
Make a setting like you're from space.
What?
What do you mean?
A setting like I'm from space?
Yeah, people like that happen once in a while, don't they?
Yeah, like those idols in the past.
Wouldn't you sell it if you did that?
No, not that...
That's too sudden!
Huh?
That's too sudden!
No, from now on...
Let's make it in time.
You've said you're from Abeno before.
If there's only space, could it be that you're a space pirate?
What are you talking about?
Oh, there was a gorgeous one.
There's a gorgeous one, miraculously.
Oh, there's a gorgeous one.
Why?
Why do you want me to come out of space?
Do you say something to Gobi or something like that?
Yes, something like that.
Do you say a lot of weird things?
Yes, yes.
Do you watch it?
Do you watch these two?
No, but I think it's interesting.
Oh, really?
Yes.
You like anime, don't you?
Oh, that's right.
I see.
Yes, so please.
I'm supposed to be a pirate from space.
So for now, I'd like to do it with a setting from space.
I don't know how to do it.
In between.
Thank you in advance.
Yes, I'd like to do it with these six people today.
Oh, I introduced myself like this earlier.
Yes.
The other day, there was a rumor about Yumi.
Yes, there was.
Was there, Yumi?
Yes.
Well...
The costume...
Was it Mai Hiraima?
Yes, yes.
It was said like that.
Can I use this word a little more?
Oh, yes.
I was introduced as "backnew".
Yes, I was introduced as "backnew".
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
When I wore a costume with a lot of exposure on a music show...
That's right, that's right.
I felt like I could see half of my chest.
I can't see it like that.
Oh, no.
I can't see it like that.
Is that so?
Well...
Yes.
The broadcast was canceled earlier.
No, it's not canceled.
It's being promoted.
It's being promoted?
Yes, it is.
I heard that "new" exploded and came out.
I brought it with me today.
Thank you very much.
How is it?
I'm looking at you right now, so is it okay for me to lower my gaze a little?
No, it might not be good.
By the way...
Are you sure?
No, we've been desperately lowering our gaze from head to toe.
Make sure you don't do it. You'll get caught.
First of all, for a moment, you know, the rumored one.
Just for a moment, lower your gaze for a moment.
It's okay, you'll be a target.
That's what will happen.
It's a crime.
Don't get caught. Don't get caught.
Don't get caught.
You can't do that.
You can't send me off like this.
You won't get caught.
I'm scared.
You're scared.
You can't do that.
You can't do that. Stop joking.
Commercial.
It's not commercial.
It's not commercial because of this.
I'm going to send you off with fun.
The first corner.
Yes.
Shall we go?
The first one is a commercial gift plan.
Commercial gifts.
I'll show you my senior's bottom strength.
What kind of project is this, manager?
I'm the second generation and the oldest of the MB48 members.
I've learned a lot over the past 12 years.
So I'd like to share my experience with you.
It's a one-on-five confrontation.
I'd like to have a one-on-five confrontation.
That's good.
I'd like to show you what it's like to be an idol.
I'll do my best.
Are you ready for the confrontation?
Yes!
All right, all right, all right.
Let's start with the bottom strength.
I'd like you to compete in five genres with me and the other members.
Here's the genre.
It's intelligence, physical strength, luck, and sexy and guts.
You're laughing at my intelligence, aren't you?
I can do anything but sexy.
You don't have confidence in your intelligence, do you?
No, I don't.
Oh, I see.
Are you confident in anything else?
Yes, I am.
You won't lose.
I won't lose.
That's good.
Let's get started.
Let's start with the physical strength confrontation.
Physical strength.
You're going to have a physical strength confrontation.
You're going to swing a manpo system.
Oh, manpo system swing.
You're going to swing a manpo system to the music for one minute.
The one with the most manpo systems will win.
I see.
Now, I'd like you to put the manpo system on your head and both arms.
I see.
Can you help me?
What about the junior team?
The junior team will have you put it on.
The most fresh one, Ano.
Oh, Ano.
How about your motor nerves?
Not good.
Not good?
Why?
But I can dance.
I can dance really well.
I see.
Since you are the youngest, you must be strong.
I have to say "the youngest" once in a while.
You are really young and sparkling.
I won't lose to you, auntie.
That's good.
Shihan, auntie.
I can't lose to you.
I will beat you up.
Shihan, why do you call your father "saki" instead of "koko" and "toka"?
What is "saki" and "toka"?
I don't know.
There is a number here.
First, set "toka" to zero.
OK.
Oh, is it OK? Is it set to zero?
That's good. Ah, that's cute. It looks like a hair band.
That's good.
Is that a headlight, boss?
Is that a way of climbing?
I don't know how to set it up.
Why don't you know?
Can you do it?
Yes.
It's difficult, isn't it?
I'm sorry. We don't do it much either.
Ah, OK.
Then let's go.
I'd like you to shake it between music for one minute.
Then let's go. Manpo-style shaking. Start!
Ah!
Boss!
Ah!
The boss is rumbling!
Who is it?!
Boss!
It's not a drop game!
Boss!
The boss is extending legs.
That...
Ah!
This is bad!
I can't see him...
This is dangerous.
By now...
Ah!
Ah...
Ah!
Shihan!
Come on, Anon!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
That's it!
Wonderful!
Shihan!
Shihan, this is not a live performance!
Why were you so excited about the sound?
Because I can dance!
Because you can dance!
The swing of your neck was amazing!
But you were dropping it a lot.
I picked up Hirot's microphone and put it on top of it, but it's been on the floor all the time.
As expected of the market!
You shouldn't have dropped the microphone, so you picked it up and dropped it like a moman.
I'm ignoring it!
But you've done it quite a bit, haven't you?
Let's take a look.
You've been touching Arnon quite a bit, haven't you?
Yes!
Both of you were dropping it.
Arnon was dropping it at first, too.
Can you count from Arnon?
Well...
His legs...
His legs!
159!
Wow!
159!
That's pretty good!
And...
Well...
Market, it's Arnon's turn now!
Look up, Shin-shin!
His arms...
130!
You're shaking!
Amazing!
And...
Lastly, his head?
His head!
His head...
48!
Oh, 48!
You didn't do much with your head.
We're calculating the total right now.
You don't have to calculate it!
Arnon's total is 337!
Wow!
Amazing!
Over 100!
Average of over 100!
You did your best!
Will the market be able to beat him?
Market, where do you want to start first?
His head?
Let's start with his head!
And his head?
No, wait! His arms!
His arms!
61!
Oh, his arms!
His arms are 61!
Oh, because the market said his head!
Yes!
And his legs?
His legs... 36!
36!
Maybe it's because his legs fell off?
His head said it!
Because his legs fell off!
His head is 97, right?
His head is amazing!
Seriously!
If his head exceeds 240, the market wins!
So, please show us your head!
24!
What?!
Why?!
What?!
Why?!
What?!
I was shaking it around for so long!
His head is 24!
And with that, the market is 121!
And with that, A-non won this match!
Chihao, what were you doing?
No, I was shaking. I was shaking with all my might.
I could see you shaking with all your might, but you were reacting as well.
I was reacting, you know.
Huh?
How do you feel about your defeat?
I lost like this.
You really lost.
Defeat?
Defeat!
First of all, you lost physically.
Wow, I'm happy!
Young players get one point each.
Yay!
But there's more, right?
Yes, that's right!
How was it, A-non? Was it easy?
Yes, it was easy.
You can't beat young players, can you?
Oh, you mean young players?
I see.
He's angry.
Let's move on!
Oh!
It's getting hot!
Chihao is getting hot!
Chihao is on fire!
That's good.
Let's move on to the next match.
Next up is the luck match!
In the first round, you ate Russian cream puffs.
Of the six, three of them are regular cream puffs.
Wow!
Three of them are a little spicy.
But we'll let Ms. Nagami decide how spicy they are.
Oh! Yay!
Yay!
Here we have the prepared cream puffs.
Ms. Nagami, why don't you try one of them?
I feel like something happened last month.
I'm 100% sure about this.
I'll try it.
Oh, my!
It depends on whether it's safe or spicy.
Yes.
Can you see it's a little muddy from the hole?
No, it's not.
It's not yellow.
Okay, Ms. Nagami.
Oh, it's hot!
Here you go, cream puff.
Thank you for it.
Is it good?
How is it?
Oh!
How is it?
I can't say anything anymore.
This might be pretty spicy.
Oh, my!
And...
Oh, my!
But three of them are good cream puffs.
I see.
Those of you who are confident in your luck will be able to survive.
I think we're done with dinner for today.
Oh, you're done?
You don't have a taste for food anymore.
There's a lot in there!
Oh, there is.
Wow!
It looks like you're going to choke on it.
By the way, do you have luck yourself?
Luck? I don't have it.
Oh, you don't? Idols don't need luck.
You don't have it yourself?
I don't.
By the way, do you have it yourself?
Yes, I do.
Oh, that's good. You have something you're confident about.
For me, luck in non-battle games like "sugoroku" and such...
"sugoroku"?
I had the most luck in those competitions.
Then you're really amazing.
Yes, it was really amazing.
Just rock-paper-scissors or a normal natural luck game...
I think I was one of the best members.
You can't lose.
That's strong of you.
By the way, do you want to choose first or last?
Which do you want?
Then I'll choose the last one.
The last one.
I see. That's good.
Shall we choose the other members in order?
All of you are participating in this, right?
All six of you are participating in this.
There are only three spicy ones in it.
No, it's sweet!
Don't look at it too much.
Let's say it's sweet.
These aren't eyes.
Rock-paper-scissors.
One, two, and...
Oh!
They're separated.
Then, Anon will choose the last one.
Are you okay?
All right, all right, all right.
Shall we do it all at once?
Yes.
Which do you want, in order or all at once?
Becoming safe gradually or going for it in one shot?
Shall we do it in one shot?
Let's do it in one shot.
Everyone, please eat cream puffs.
Please!
Thank you for the food.
Rehearsal!
And one more person is...
Huh?
Shiori, chew it!
Chew it properly!
Miu and Kihan are out.
Shiori, chew it!
It's not spicy!
What kind of attitude is that?
She's an idol!
She's an idol, even until the end!
Huh? She's swallowing it!
Wow!
What's going on?
You know, there's sausage bread, right?
Yes, sausage bread.
It tastes like that.
What's that?
Seaweed and egg!
One delicious one was missing.
We don't need a food report for this.
Are you okay, Miyu-chan?
It's spicy, but it also tastes like natto.
It's not good.
It's terrible.
What about you, Chihan?
It's slimy.
No one said it's spicy.
It's spicy.
Everyone, did you like it?
The three of you are the winners.
Shin-shin-an's winner.
What? I'm the winner, right?
That's right.
Are you going to eat one more?
Can I eat one more?
Let's eat one more.
The next one is...
"Extremely smelly socks".
It's the worst.
Out of the three, only one of them doesn't smell.
Nagami and Chihan will tell you how smelly it is.
Yay!
This is...
But...
There's no point in threatening her.
After eating cream puffs, it smells like socks and I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
And it's delicious cream puffs.
I've been doing this for a month now.
It's said to be the worst device invented by Japanese people.
It's the worst medical device.
I want to smell it.
Please smell it, Yui-na.
Please put it in your mouth.
Wait a minute.
First of all, let me get ready.
Please don't put it in your mouth.
If you want me to put it back in, I'll take it off.
I haven't pressed it yet, so it's okay, right?
It's okay.
It's still okay.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, then.
Please do it.
Oh, you're scared.
It looks really smelly!
How is it?
Please make a face that you can complain about.
I feel like it's smelly even here.
Hey...
What?
I'm taking a break tomorrow.
Don't take a break!
Don't leave me alone.
Wow, it feels weird!
Wow, this looks pretty tough.
I don't like it!
But Yuina will do it too.
So it's three!
Yui-san!
So one of you will be eliminated.
But Shihan will do it.
Shihan will switch with me!
Shinshin or Yuina or Anon?
Rock, paper, scissors!
It stinks!
This stinks.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Let's see who wins.
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors!
I won!
Shinshin lost!
Shinshin only ate delicious cream puffs.
But Shinshin is the luckiest one!
That's not true.
If you're really lucky, you'll be eliminated.
So it's three of you. Choose one.
One doesn't smell.
Shihan, go ahead.
I can't do this.
It's bugged.
Bug...
Huh?
It's bugged?
One of them is bugged.
Bug chose it!
There's a bug.
No!
I can't kill a bug.
Hint!
Will it be a hint?
Bug is telling us now.
Hint!
No!
Hint!
Let's do this!
Bug...
Let's do this.
Let's do this, bug.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
Can you help her?
It's disgusting.
It really stinks.
Really...
You don't like it?
It's developed by NMB4z.
You've never seen it before.
I don't like it.
Shihan, go ahead.
Okay.
Anne, you too.
Okay.
Let's do this.
Are you ready?
Okay, then...
Extreme smell socks...
Please...
Stop it!
Let's do this.
Extreme smell socks...
Please!
- Huh? - What do you think?
- Does it smell properly? - Ugh, it stinks!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Ahno, out! - Ahno, out!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Which one? - Which one?
- Doesn't it smell bad? - Huh?
- Doesn't Yui's smell bad? - Huh? I don't know!
- How about you, Kihan? - Ugh, it stinks!
- So... - I don't smell anything. - Does Yui win? - It stinks! - Huh? - What about you, Anon? - It doesn't smell!
- Kihan, do you smell something? - This one! - Does Yui's smell bad? - Huh?
I don't know.
It might not smell because it's expensive.
It doesn't smell.
Yes!
As we know, five people won twice in a row.
That's crazy!
The winner is just Kallai Sjouglave and Kusaka Toshita.
But we have a good match next.
The next match is a sexy match!
Oh, sexy!
This is...
This is a sexy match.
You'll have a little talk with Nagami.
In the meantime, you'll scatter your sexiness and seduce Nagami.
Yes.
You'll decide who was seduced the most and the winner is that person.
Am I seduced?
Yes, you are seduced.
Wow, I'm tired of it.
You seem to like it.
You seem to like it, don't you?
I'm happy.
You're tired of it, aren't you? Are you embarrassed?
Well...
Do you want me to stop?
What?
Do you want me to stop?
Well, I have no choice but to do it.
You want to do it, don't you?
He seems like he wants to do it.
So, this is Shihan and...
Yes.
...two people, right?
Yes.
Who will do it?
The young man is...
Miyu-chan and Shinshin.
Yes.
These two people are sexy.
Well, Shinshin and Miyu-chan and Shihan.
Yes.
Well, each of you will decide the situation and do it.
I see.
Well, who will go first?
Oh, I'll go first.
Oh, Shinshin will go first.
Shinshin.
It's good. It's Shinshin's seduction.
Wow.
Well, Shinshin, what's the situation like?
Well, I went on a summer festival date with my boyfriend.
Wow.
Summer festival date. It's good.
Well, that boyfriend is me.
What's fun about it?
Don't enjoy it.
Yes, for now.
Don't enjoy it from the outside.
Summer festival date. It's good for the season.
Well, Shinshin's seduction of a summer festival date. Please.
Wow.
It's hot.
There are a lot of people.
Oh, it's 9 o'clock.
Unfortunately, this is it.
I haven't heard of it.
Well, it's a memory, so...
What should I do?
Ah!
Sorry, I'm a little naked.
Ah, what should I do?
Are you wearing a yukata?
It's a little hot. Can you go over there and take off your clothes?
She's stuck.
It can't be helped.
Time's up!
It can't be helped.
You're too sexy!
Wait a minute.
Wasn't it too sexy?
The content...
It was too sexy.
First of all, you're naked on a stumbled cover, and then you're wearing a yukata.
It can't be helped.
I won't do it.
What?
I won't do it.
That's it for your dream.
I'm naked, aren't I?!
You're not naked!
You're not!
It's fiction!
It was fiction.
It was a date of lies.
It's what's going on in your head.
Yes, it's a theater.
Why are you so excited?
Now, we have quite a seduction.
This is pretty amazing.
Is this a seduction game?
Yes, we always do it.
It's a seduction game.
Now, who's next?
Yes, I'll go.
Ah, Miyu!
Miyu, you're pretty sexy.
No, it's not like that at all.
It's not like that at all.
I'll do my best.
What about the situation?
A newly married couple is watching a movie at home.
A couple...
You know what I mean, right?
Don't enjoy it every time!
I see, I see.
Now, Miyu's situation date, please!
Yes.
It's a new relationship, right?
Yes.
The movie was fun, wasn't it?
Ah, it was fun.
I feel like I'm getting hot.
Eh?
Ah, then the air conditioning...
Ah, wait!
Wait, wait!
Blow in here.
Ah!
If you look closely, you have a cute face.
The air conditioning is turned off.
Ah!
Eh?
Your hands are really thick and manly and cool.
With this hand, keep your heart quiet.
Should I raise my mouth in reverse?
It's embarrassing.
Time's up.
It's too erotic.
It's beyond our imagination.
It's embarrassing.
Oh no, I can't do this.
It's quite seductive.
It's quite high-level.
I can't stop it.
From the setting, it's like a date at home.
Lastly, Siwan.
Speaking of sexy...
I've been dating for one month.
One month of dating.
Yes, one month.
On my way back from a date.
On your way back.
This is cute.
It's super sweet and sour.
I know.
That's how it is.
It's too much for you guys.
One month of dating.
Yes.
One month of dating.
Siwan, please.
It was fun today.
It was fun.
Cute.
We've been dating for one month and we're still...
How do I say it?
You're not speaking.
We're not together until the end.
Until the end...
That's true.
We ate dinner and went home.
We went home.
I've been lonely.
So...
I want you to hug me.
Can you tell me how tall you are?
You want me to hug you?
Yes, I want you to hug me.
Can you tell me how tall you are?
You want me to hug you?
Yes.
I don't need that pillow.
You sound like you're talking fast!
No, it's not like that.
You sound like you're talking fast!
I'm not talking fast. It's not like you're fast.
You're too into it.
She's an idol.
You're all too sexy.
That's right.
Okay, that's it.
At first, I thought it would be a sweet and sour atmosphere, but it suddenly came.
I want to make a pillow for you.
I'm scared.
You're such an unpleasant couple.
You were an unpleasant couple.
Now, we have three temptations, but if you think Nagami was the most tempted, please announce it!
What should I do?
This is really hard.
I was naked in a yukata.
The air conditioner is hot.
The air conditioner is hot, and it's a room.
It's decided!
The last one is a hug pillow.
It's decided!
Now, Nagami, please announce it!
It's a hug pillow!
You defeated Yohan and Shinshin, Miyu.
What did you like about it?
Like, you said "foo" or "hand" here and there.
It was like "bokekazu" and there were a lot of "sexykazu"
Oh, you could attack with "sexykazu"
There were a lot of "sexykazu"
You could even touch the picture.
Miyu, you're not good at sexiness, are you?
No, when I touched her hand, my hand was shaking a lot.
You were nervous.
I was nervous.
I think that's where you showed your cuteness.
There was a touch, too.
Okay, you guys won three in a row!
Yay!
Shihan, show us your determination!
It wasn't supposed to be like this!
It's okay, it's okay, Shihan.
I'm sure you'll win the next one.
Next up is eye contact!
No way!
Oh, no!
We'll ask you three common academic questions, so I'd like you to answer them.
Shihan, you're not good at academics?
I'm not good at it.
Oh, I see.
How did you do in school?
I wasn't good at it at all.
You weren't good at it at all?
Yes.
Oh, you two!
You two will be competing against each other.
Oh, you two!
Oh, Yui's face!
Yui's face!
Oh, you're not good at it?
No!
You're not good at it.
Okay, first question.
Yui, do you have confidence in yourself?
No, I don't have confidence in myself, but I do have confidence in defeating Yumi.
Yumi, you don't have that much confidence in yourself.
Yes, I'm not good at it.
I see, but I think this is fine, as a woman.
Okay, first knowledge question.
Here it is.
Write down the three most beautiful women in the world.
What?
This is knowledge, not academic skills.
What? You don't know?
What?
You don't know?
You don't know the meaning of it?
Do you know any other women in the world?
No.
Oh, you don't know?
I don't know.
Oh, I see.
A lot of people have told me about it.
Oh, then I can't answer this question.
Well, there are three of them, so I can't answer all of them.
Well, there are three women in the world who have been called "the most beautiful women in the past".
Let me tell you who they are. They are historical figures, but one of them is Cleopatra.
Oh, I see.
Yes. There are two more people like her.
Like her?
You didn't say the easiest one, did you?
I don't know if I should say it.
I have no idea.
Oh, just say the first letter.
Oh, should I say the first letter?
Yes.
There are three beautiful women in the world. One of them is Cleopatra, and the other one starts with "yo".
"Yo"?
It starts with "yo".
And the third one starts with "o", and it's a Japanese woman.
What?!
Oh, I know!
"O"!
"O", do you know?
I don't know.
Which one do you know?
Oh, I know!
Oh, you know?
I know.
By the way, can you come over here and give Nagami a slap in the ear?
I really don't know.
What? A slap in the ear?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
It's not a sexual situation.
What do you mean by "here"?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
It's not a sexual situation.
Right ear.
No, Miyu will choose whether it's the right ear or not.
"Yo"?
Yes, yes, I know.
Oh, you know?
That's correct! Wow!
Oh, Miyu is smart!
Wow!
I see. Miyu is good at studying.
"Yo"?
Okay, okay, it's "yo".
"O"?
Should we go for one more? It starts with "yo" and if you don't know it, it's "yo" and "u".
Huh? Wait a minute...
Huh? Maybe I don't know it either.
Huh?
But the answer is this.
Ah!
You're wrong.
Huh?
Huh? Am I wrong?
Um...
What did Miyu say?
No, I won't say it either.
You won't say it?!
Um...
It's like "too bad"!
No way!
Yes, yes, yes.
Really?
Yes, yes.
Since you said you wouldn't say it, it's like you said something really erotic.
I already said it!
No, we'll hear about it after this.
What's wrong with you?
There's no such opportunity.
You're wrong!
I'm sorry.
"Yo"?
"Ki"?
"Yo"?
"Oh"?
Oh my god!
"Oh"?
What are you saying?
"Yo" "ki"?
Third letter is "yo" "ki".
I can't say it anymore.
Oh my god!
Can you understand it, everyone?
Then, let me say it one more letter.
Just in case...
I can't do it!
Just one more letter!
I won't say it anymore.
Fourth letter is "hi".
"Yo" "ki"?
I can't say it anymore.
That's too much of a hint.
What was the question again?
Draw a beautiful woman.
Was Yuina able to do it?
Was the king able to do it?
I think so.
The king's face is clouded.
The king is...
Japanese.
The king is Japanese, right?
The king...
Japanese?
Onono?
Onono.
It's onono.
That's right.
But I might not know it.
There are many people who say onono.
Yes.
Now, now, now...
Eh, eh...
Shian, did you write "yo"?
Eh, "yo"... Yes.
For now, you said only four letters at first.
How many letters are there?
I can't say that.
As expected...
I don't know!
Now, finish it up.
You said "yo", "u", "ki", "hi" at first.
What...
What is this?
Now...
What is this?
This is more like a gamble than a game.
Only how many letters are there.
Shian...
Now, then...
Three beautiful ladies...
Please announce it!
Please stand up!
Eh, first Yuina said...
"yo", "ki", "hi" and...
Onono.
Onono, right?
Eh, and now...
Shian said...
"yo", "ki", "hi", "son"-san.
Eh, who is it?
Who is it at the top?
"yo", "ki", "hi", "son"-san.
Is it from a Korean person?
And at the bottom?
"ono", "no", "ka"-san.
There are too many!
It's from a deceased person.
"ono", "no", "ka"-san.
"ono", "no", "ka"-san is an active person.
That's right, she was beautiful!
And so, the correct answer is...
Cleopatra, "yo", "ki", "hi", "ono", "no", "ko"-machi-san.
Ah, "ko"-machi-san!
And so, since it's the only correct answer, you guys win!
I'm sorry, I said it all wrong.
And Miu said "monster's stomach" too.
So she said "monster's stomach" and I was like "huh?"
Because "monster's stomach" and "male" are different.
And so, this victory is also for the young team!
There's one more!
It's fine as long as we don't lose.
It's fine, the judges should know this one.
Here's the next question!
Here it is!
This is not academic talent anymore!
It's when you talk about cooking.
If you cook regularly...
If you say it...
This one is...
No hint, you can do it.
I honestly want you to do it.
What? "sashisuseso"?
"sashisuseso" is a dish that is associated with "sashisuseso".
Um, "sashisuseso" is a dish that is associated with "sashisuseso".
Yes.
"sashisuseso" is a dish that is associated with "sashisuseso".
No, that's not it!
You know that one?
Wait, wait!
Do you know it?
Yes.
Ah, you know it!
Your attitude is...
Suspicious.
You don't cook.
No, I don't.
You don't.
Do you know it?
I don't know it, but I know about two.
Ah, you know about two.
It's like a secret.
What about this one?
I think I know it.
I think you know it.
Yes.
Miyu, are you confident?
I lied.
I don't know it!
I'm sorry!
I don't know it.
Miyu, you just want to be hit in the ear.
Hey, hey, hey!
You just want to be hit in the ear.
What?!
I don't know the last one!
Ah, I see.
Ah, then other than that...
I think you know that you don't know the last one.
Now, Shian, how many left?
Me? Yes, one left.
Yes, one left!
By the way, what is it?
I don't know the last one.
Ah!
That's good, that's good!
That's right!
Actually, last one and "sou" are a little difficult.
What?!
"sou"?
"sou" is...
Huh?
Some hints are coming out of the audience.
Now, now, now!
Now, ten seconds left!
Ten!
Eight!
Seven!
What?!
I don't know!
Five!
Two. One.
Ok! That's it!
Should we write something that starts with "t"?
Ok, ok.
Shall we start with Yuina?
Ok, Yuina, open it up please!
Ok! First, "saga"…
Sugar!
Oh, sugar! Great!
Salt!
Vinegar!
Vinegar! Nice!
Soy sauce!
Oh! Great! And "soga"?
Sauce!
Sauce! I see!
I see! "soga" and "sauce"!
Ok, Shihan, open it up please!
Sugar!
Sugar! Right?
Soy sauce!
Vinegar!
Vinegar?!
What's "vinegar"?
Vinegar!
Try adding "vinegar" to your food once!
What?!
"Vinegar"!
Oh, "vinegar"!
Diane and Tsuda-san, would you like me to serve you "vinegar"?
"Vinegar"!
You should say "vinegar"!
You don't know "vinegar" but you know "sauce"!
Then, the correct answer is "saga"…
...sugar!
"Shi" is "shio"!
Oh! It's "shio"!
A new way of pronouncing it!
"Su" is "su"
And "sega" is "shoyu"
You don't know the meaning of that, do you?
Wait, "sega" is "shoyu"?
It's "sega" and "shoyu"!
What?!
There is a way to pronounce this.
And "sou" is "miso"!
- It's miso. - Ah, this one!
- It's miso. - It doesn't make sense at all for someone who says "this one".
- It doesn't make sense. - It doesn't make sense.
- It's annoying. - It's annoying.
- Don't be annoyed.
- So, Yui won by 4 correct answers. - Yay!
- Would you like one more question? - Next!
- Would you like 3 more points? - Ah, yes.
- If you win this one, you get 3 points. - Yes.
The last question is this one.
Write as much of 〇 era as you can.
- Do you know what it means? - Yes.
- We've been learning history from 〇 era. - Don't write it as 〇 era?
- Don't write it as 〇 era. - I got it.
- This... - Not yet! Not yet!
- Not yet! - It's better to write as much as you can in one minute.
- You don't have to write it in order. - Okay.
Okay, let's go. One minute. Please write 〇 era. Start!
Okay, this is... Do you know it?
- Well, you can write as many as you like. - Yes.
- You can also write 〇 now. - Yes.
- Yes, yes, yes. - 〇 now?
- Well, you can also write 〇 now. - What?
- You can also write 〇 now. - Does it mean 〇 era now?
- What? - 〇 era now?
- 〇 now? - What does 〇 now mean?
- Oh, I see. I said it wrong. - What does it mean?
Well...
Oh, I see. It's not 〇 now, but you can still write it as 〇 now.
- Yes. 〇 era. - You can write 〇 era, right?
- Yes. You can write 〇 era. - You have 30 seconds left!
- I want to wrinkle it up. - Yes.
- Who knows history? - Who knows this?
- Not even one. - Yes.
- Even if you don't know what's inside, you can write as much as you've heard of it. - Yes.
- Okay, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... - Time's up!
- Oh, you missed one! - Huh?
- You missed one? - Maybe.
- Maybe it's from a concert. - Okay, who wants to go first?
- Shall we open them at once? - Okay, you two, open 〇 era!
- Oh! - Wow!
- Oh, this is amazing. - Wow!
- Oh, look. - Huh?
- Can you read it for me? - First...
- 〇 era. 〇 era. - 〇 era. There is 〇 era.
- 〇 era. - There is 〇 era.
- And 〇 era is amazing. It's correct and wonderful. - Yes.
- This is really amazing. Huh? Are you good at history?
- Um, I remember this from 歌 (uta) - 歌 (uta)
- Huh? You know歌 (uta) and歌 (uta)?! - Um, I remember this from歌 (uta) and歌 (uta)?!
- Oh, there was a way of memorizing it at the time, so it's amazing!
There is also the old wind (kofun) and there is Nara Jidai (Nara Jidai) too!
- And 平安 (heian) is really amazing! - Wow!
There is also Kamakura namboku chou jidai (Wow!
- It's not written in English, but it was divided into north and south at this time. - Wow!
And there is the time of the house (muromachi jidai) and there is the time of Edo (edo jidai) - Yes!
And there is Meiji Jidai, and there is Shouwa Heisei Jidai, and there is Nishirouha Jidai, and there is Shouwa Heisei Jidai.
- You got 13 questions right! - Yay!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- Momoyama Azuchi got it right! - Yes, Momoyama Azuchi got it right!
- It's already decided that you can't get it right! - What?!
- I'm not nervous at all! - I know!
- It's already decided that you can't get it right! - Then, if you get one right, you'll get 5 points.
- What?! Really?!
- If you get one right, you'll get 5 points. So, if you get 3 questions right, you'll win! - Yes!
- Then, commercial... - I'm gonna win this one! - Commercial, open!
- Ta-dah!
- First of all, the Stone Age. - Was there such a thing?
- What kind of era is this? - It's like the Great Stone Age. - What kind of era is this?
- It's about the Stone Age. There was a Stone Age. - Stone Age.
- Stone Age. And then, Showa... - Yes.
- Heisei... - Reiwa!
Three questions are correct, so you have 15 points. So, commercial wins!
- Commercial, what do you think of this? - No, I'm happy.
- You're happy? You're happy just because you won? - Yes.
- It doesn't matter if you're being looked down upon? - It doesn't matter.
- It's knowledge you don't get from textbooks.
- But, Yui's handwriting is amazing. - I'm happy. - It's amazing.
- By the way, did you know anything else? - The Sengoku Period.
- Ah, the Sengoku Period. - Ah, I know!
- But, actually, the Sengoku Period is different. - Eh?
- It's just being called. - Is that so? - That's right.
- But, one period... Ah, do you know? - Taisho?
- Ah, Taisho is also correct! - Ah!
- It's the Taisho Period. - I wanted to write "Taisho". - Me too.
- It's the Taisho Period. - Ah, that's right.
- Ah, Taisho is... Ah! This isn't stoneware, but Taisho!
- It's Taisho. - It's Taisho Period.
- Ah, I forgot about Taisho. - It looks really old-fashioned.
- I see. - It's old-fashioned.
- Now, now, now. Ah, you got one point back. - Ah!
- Then, shall we move on to the last one? - The last one.
- The last one is the guts battle. - Yes.
- Those who won the guts battle, shall we give you five points? - Ah!
- Yes. - What will you do in the guts battle?
- In the guts battle, there will be no reactions in the guts battle. - Ah!
- Those who received the guts battle with all their might in the butt, and were able to endure it without any reactions will win.
- Yes. - Yes. - Are you confident in this, judge?
- Yes, I have guts. - You seem like you have guts. - Yes, I have guts.
- Then, who will go first? - Yes!
- Oh, amazing! - Oh, Hiyori-chan! - Hiyori-chan!
- You seem like you have guts. - You look beautiful. - Hiyori-chan, are you confident in your guts?
- No, it's not guts, it's just... I like it.
Do you want me to beat you up?
What are you talking about?
Do you want me to beat you up?
I want you to beat me up.
On the contrary, the sexiest person will appear.
There are various kinds of sexiness.
So, Shiori and Jihan will compete against each other.
So, who will you beat up first?
So, Miki will go first.
But I'm Yumi's teacher.
Yumi's teacher?
Yes, I'm a dance teacher.
What kind of teacher?
A teacher who teaches me.
That's right.
But on the contrary, in dancing,
it's like "isn't that word too harsh?"
There was such a thing.
It's funny.
It's like "that's the only way to say it."
It's like "be a little gentle."
With that in mind,
if you think it's harsh and gentle,
you can say it's weak.
I see.
So, can we start with the teacher?
Teacher, please do it with no reaction.
So, no reaction.
Please do it!
That's not a good way to say it!
I think you heard it.
It was harder than you thought.
I think I heard it.
When you were hit, you didn't react at all.
But after you heard it, I think you got tongue-tied.
So it's a no-count now.
You didn't react at all.
Who wants to go, Shiori?
Who do you want to get hit by?
By Miyu.
Why did you get tongue-tied?
Why did you get tongue-tied when you were hit?
Your posture is amazing.
Shiori-chan, of course it's painful, but you can't look happy.
That's not a no-reaction, right?
It's a no-reaction.
If you were happy even a little bit, would you react?
I'm laughing now. Wait a minute.
You're laughing at your imagination.
I'm that happy?
You don't have it, do you?
Let's go.
But you don't have it, do you, Shiori-chan?
I don't think you have it.
Let's get started.
Shiori-chan, no-reaction.
Harisen, please.
You're too much of a member.
You're out, right?
You're out because you're laughing too much.
But the winner of this game is Shihan.
What made you laugh?
Which one made you laugh?
Both of them.
And Miyu-chan was laughing a lot.
Do you have anything you want to say?
You have it, don't you?
I want to see everyone's.
No, you don't have it.
You don't have it in your heart, either.
So...
Wait a minute.
I got hit by Harisen and Miyu?
You have it.
No, I don't.
I don't have it.
No one has it.
No one has an extra.
So...
The game is two wins and three losses.
But in the last match, Shihan won with guts.
So Shihan won this game!
Great!
What do you think, Shihan?
Well, intelligence, stamina, luck and...what else was there?
Well, guts and sexiness.
Oh, guts. Well, I can do both of them.
I'm going to try these three again.
Oh, you're going to train properly this time.
Yes.
Intelligence and stamina.
Yes.
That's good. Luck too.
Luck...yes, luck.
To be honest, you were losing all of them.
You should know that.
Yes, but...
Sexiness was good too, but...
Well, it was a good match.
Now that you've won, do you have a badge, Shihan?
Oh, you do?
You don't have one today?
You don't have one?
You might have been able to give away the Kabe Bossa special can badge to the person who bought it, but you don't have one today!
Oh, you do!
You do!
Shihan, you have either me or Nagami's badge, so if you'd like, you can choose one...
Oh, which one?
Whichever one. You have to get either of them.
I don't need either of them...
Here you go.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Put it on your bag or something.
Yeah.
Some people will be happy about this.
If you say so.
Nagami-san, I'm a little scared...
Oh, you do! Thank you!
Yay!
I'm happy!
What do you mean you're scared?
I'm scared!
I've been putting it on my bag and it looks like it's going to come off, so I'm scared!
Oh, you don't have a can badge, but you do have a hug pillow, right?
I'm scared!
I've always been scared!
I see!
Shihan, can you put my badge somewhere nice?
Yes! Thank you!
And with that, that was Yumin Presents' "Senpai no Sokoji kara misetaru wa!"
Now, Yuina, shall we move on to the next segment?
Yes! "Teach me, Nagami-sensei!"
In this segment, NMB48 members will have Nagami-sensei polish their sense of humor.
For the most interesting members, we will forcibly give away wall posters and can badges.
So, we will have you do three things again this time.
Yes, that's right.
Then, shall we start right away?
Yes!
The first one is "chopping".
Chopping!
Chopping! Are you good at chopping?
No, but if you join NMB, you have to chop.
You have to do it, right?
But you are doing it, right?
Yes.
But you are inexperienced, right?
I see.
Well, well, well...
But you are going to chop it up, right?
The best way of saying it will get you points, so do your best!
Well, Sensei, then...
Can you announce the topic, please?
Yes!
This is today's topic!
Here it is!
Teach me a way of not getting dizzy even if I eat shaved ice!
Yes!
With this, I think you will answer with chopping.
Then, thinking time, start!
Yes!
What kind of topic is this?
The topic is...
Ah, I didn't know there was such a way of doing it!
I sometimes think like that.
So I wanted to ask you about it.
I see.
Also, maybe...
The way of doing it...
If you say "chopping", you might get high points.
No!
It's not chopping.
I'm going to show you what chopping is.
Huh? All of you are focusing on chopping.
No way!
You are fast!
Okay, then...
Miu!
Are you chopping?
No way I'm chopping!
Why don't you answer normally?
Okay, then...
Nagami-san, please give us the topic.
Teach me a way of not getting dizzy even if I eat shaved ice!
If you get dizzy in your mind...
You can chant "corn can corn" and "chime".
It's cute!
It's funny!
It's interesting!
It's "corn can corn".
That's right!
Ah, I see!
It might be really soft.
Yes!
Can you do it?
Ah, then can you do it, Yui?
Teach me a way of not getting dizzy even if I eat shaved ice!
Eat it from the nose.
It doesn't make you dizzy, does it?!
It's a question before you get dizzy.
It means you can't get dizzy.
That's good.
That's great.
That's good, everyone.
Oh, then, Shishi!
Teach me a way of not getting dizzy even if I eat shaved ice!
Hit it with a power stronger than that pain!
I see.
Pain is a violent thing.
She drew a picture of it.
A giant hammer.
A giant hammer?!
A giant hammer...
What is this?!
What's that thing on the bottom right?
That's the person who hit it.
Oh, so it's a system in which a small person throws a giant hammer.
Oh, you have a good heart!
Teach me a way of not getting dizzy even if I eat shaved ice!
Oh, then, let's go with Ano.
Teach me a way of not getting dizzy even if I eat shaved ice!
Hit your head against the wall three times before you eat it.
Oh, we did that earlier, but this time we hit it first...
Yes, we hit it first.
That's an egoistic way of doing it.
With that pain...
That's good.
I see.
Then, let's go with Ashley.
Can I tell someone about this?
What have you been up to all this time?
Tell...
Tell who?
Tell Miyu-chan.
Are you ready?
Then, let's go.
Teach me a way of not getting dizzy even if I eat shaved ice!
I'll lick you.
What's wrong with you?!
Oh, you're the worst!
Hey!
You're making me mad!
It's because you're licking me!
No, I'm talking about what's inside!
I'm not saying what's inside is wrong!
That's good!
Well, it's good, but...
To be honest, we're happy about it, but...
That's good.
Then, let's go with...
Oh! Shihan!
Even if you eat shaved ice, please tell me a way not to get a headache.
Enter a cold ice bath in your stomach.
So, make your surroundings cold and tight so you don't get a headache.
Who wants to eat shaved ice?
That's good. Everyone... Oh, everyone is raising their hands.
Then, let's go with Miyu-chan.
Even if you eat shaved ice, please tell me a way not to get a headache.
Wait until it melts.
It's bad, isn't it?
I haven't eaten that shaved ice.
If it melts, it looks really bad, right? Shaved ice.
Let's go with A-no.
Even if you eat shaved ice, please tell me a way not to get a headache.
Receive Miyu-chan's wire.
It's bad, isn't it?
It's true.
She says harsh things like stabbing you.
She adds one word.
Yes, she adds it.
That's good.
Now, now, now. Is there anyone else who wants to go last?
Yes!
Oh! Then, let's go with Yui-na.
Even if you eat shaved ice, please tell me a way not to get a headache.
While Shihan teaches me a dance lesson, I eat it.
Oh!
Shall we do that?
Yes!
Shall we do it?
Eh?
Ah...eh...
See you later, see you later.
It's okay!
It's okay, right?
Eh? Is it that smart?
Ah, you don't mind it.
I don't mind it.
Ah, you don't, right?
I see.
If you want to do it, you can call me anytime.
I'm sorry!
Yes!
Amazing, right?
Yes!
Ah, last one!
Then, Shihan.
Shihan, shall we go?
Yes!
Even if you eat shaved ice, please tell me a way not to get a headache.
Eat it like a meatball soba.
Eh?!
It will make you have a headache.
What do you mean?
Eh?
Eat it like this?
Yes!
One by one?
Yes!
It will definitely make you have a headache.
To someone...
That's the best way to get a headache.
Because you eat it too fast.
Ah, because you eat it too fast.
Yes!
I see.
Yes!
That's good, though.
That's quite a good one.
Then, shall we stop here?
Shall we do a different order?
Ah, shall we do a different order?
Yes!
Then, next!
The next order is this one!
Think of a perfect one-shot gag for Kyle Boster Hamada.
Oh!
A perfect gag for me!
Rather than a big cut, it's already a gag, isn't it?
Then, everyone, singing time, please!
Wow!
- So it's not you, but... - Yes.
- This is... - So you're telling me to do it, right?
- Oh, is that so? - Oh, if you want to do it yourself, you can do it.
No, I don't want to do it.
- If this is adopted, will you use it from now on? - Oh, it's really interesting.
- It's really Yuina. - Yes!
- Oh, that's fast! - Then Yuina...
- Um... I'll... I'll... - Oh, is that how you do it?
- Like an actor. - Which one? Oh, you want to do it yourself or I'll do it?
- I want you to do it first. - Oh, you want me to do it first?
- Yes, first. - Oh, you want me to do it first?
- Yes. - I see.
- Well, you can do it first and if you like... - Oh, you like it?
- But instead of doing it first, you have to do it. - So you don't like it?
- If you do it first, you don't want to do it first? - First, the contract, okay?
- Wait, wait, that's weird. - Let's sign the contract.
- Please. - You said you didn't want to do it first...
- Okay, okay, this time it's special, okay? - Yes.
- Please think of a perfect one-shot gag for Kaio Poster Hamada. - Yes.
- Hamamaccho! Gorimaccho! Hamamaccho! Gorimaccho! I'll do it! - What?
- This is my one-shot gag... - Oh, really?
- ...for Hamada. - Oh, this is Yuina's one-shot gag?
- Yes. - Eh... mi... se... mo...
- Is there such a thing? - Yes, there is.
- If you do it for me, I'll do it for you. - Really? - Yes.
- Please do it for me. - Should I do it first or you do it first? - No, I'll do it first.
- Please show me your example. - Okay.
- Please show me your example. - Yes.
- If you do Hamamaccho version of it... - What? Yuina has a gag? - Yes.
- I'll do it for Yuina first. - Yes. - Okay, Yuina, show me your gag! - Yes!
- Degumaccho! Gorimaccho! Degumaccho! Gorimaccho! - You're lucky!
- You're the worst! You should have done it earlier!
- You're lucky! - It's more of a gag than you thought!
- Eh, what did you think it was? - Degumaccho! Degumaccho! - Degumaccho! Gorimaccho! - Ah, you said Degumaccho!
- Degumaccho! - Hamamaccho! - Hamamaccho! - What did you say for Gorimaccho? - This one.
- Ah, this one? - Yes. - Okay, then...
- If you think it's funny, we'll use it. - Yes.
- Here I go! - Yes! - Hamamaccho! Gorimaccho! Hamamaccho! Gorimaccho!
- I'm against it! I'm against it! - Why? Why?
- Who is against it? - I'm against it!
Some of you are watching this with pitiful eyes.
But you know, when I do this, I always feel like sneezing,
so it's better to have a round of applause.
Don't make me do that!
Don't make me do the sneezing thing!
- Ah, Gorimaccho! - Ah, look!
- This is... - I saw you do it and made a joke.
- Ah, you saw me do it? - Yes.
- Eh, this is... I'll do it first. I'll do it first. - Ah, I'll say it first.
- First. - Yes.
Think of a perfect one-shot joke for Kaiposter Hamada.
- Hamada's bokeh is still... - What is it?
- Wait, wait, wait... - It's when you hit with a wire.
- It's "Hamada's still...". - Ah, it's on!
- Ah, "Hamada's bokeh is still...". - It's "Hamada's bokeh is still...".
Eh, what did you think of when you saw me do it earlier?
- Give me a hint, okay? - So you want me to make this a joke?
- Ah, that's right. - "Hamada's bokeh is still...".
- Is there such a joke?
Wait, you know everything. I don't know what you're talking about.
- What are you talking about? - By the way, you don't know how it works?
- Ah, it's okay. - It's okay? - It's okay.
- It's appropriate, isn't it? - So, you know, think of it in your own way.
From now on, I'll do it on my own. I won't say a name first.
- So don't raise your hand! I'm not doing it now! - Ah, what are you doing?
- Ah, I'll do it. - Eh? Ah, is it okay if I don't do it?
- Ah, ah, ah, that's enough! - Yes.
- It's terrible! - It's terrible!
- It's a trap! - It's a trap!
What should I do?
Hamada's bokeh is still...
- I think it's best to do it like this... - With momentum.
- ...and do it like "bang"! - Right.
- Okay, I'll do it. - Okay, Hamada, please do the joke! - Okay!
Hamada's bokeh is still...
I might use it if I'm in trouble.
But "mean" is weird, isn't it?
Let's go with "ano".
If it comes up now, I won't do it.
If you want me to do it, I'll do it right now.
Which one do you want?
I want you to do it.
Oh, you want me to do it.
I see.
Can you say my name after this?
After this?
Like an introduction.
Oh, I see.
Introduction after this?
No, introduction gag.
Can you say it like an idiot?
After I say it like an idiot...
Yes.
Introduction again?
Yes.
Until you say "nice to meet you".
Oh, I got it.
Like "I can't believe you".
After this, again?
Yes, yes.
Let's go.
Think of a one-shot gag...
Like an idiot.
Yes, like an idiot.
Yes, think of a one-shot gag...
that's perfect for Kaibosu Hamada.
It's not "hamabe".
It's "hamada".
Thank you.
Oh!
Nice catch!
Yeah!
I really like it.
That guy...
Why is he painting again?
How was that one?
I thought it was a perfect catchphrase.
Oh, you gave me a catchphrase.
I see, you're right.
Please use it.
Catchphrase is good.
Oh, Shihan!
Yes.
Shihan, you do it like this.
I think there's a wall somewhere, and I want you to break it for real.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, like a detox.
Yes, okay.
Here we go.
Please think of a perfect pun for the wall poster Hamada.
Hello, I'm Hamada, the real wall poster.
No, it's from the poster.
I don't think I can hold it anymore.
It was funny.
I don't think I can hold it anymore.
Thank you very much.
No, you're welcome.
You're quick.
Like Shinshin and Shiori.
Shiori, you first.
I think we should do it together.
What do you mean?
I think we should do it together.
What? With him?
Yes, together.
What? With Nagami?
But...
Which one is "this"?
No "this".
This one.
I see.
We want you to do "this".
I see.
So you want us to say "hello" together?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Let's do it together.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Three, two, one.
Hello!
We are Hamadauros!
How do you like it?
Are you satisfied?
Yes.
Are you satisfied?
Thank you very much.
Who wants to see it?
Hey! Who wants to see it?
Can you do it?
I thought you were going to say something.
What about Shinshin?
Not yet.
Not yet?
Then Miyu, will you do it?
Yes, please do it.
I'll do it.
Miyu is full of ideas.
You are quick to come up with ideas.
Then I'll do it.
Please think of a perfect one-shot gag for me.
Oh!
Hamada!
Hey!
You are the only one who is laughing.
She is laughing.
This is not a one-shot gag.
She is just writing a pun she came up with.
Look! Look!
Hey!
She is just writing a pun.
I'm glad you have more parts.
Wait a minute.
Yes, yes.
Where did it go?
What are you hiding?
Wait a minute.
Shinshin, come up with something.
It went somewhere.
Otherwise, this will continue forever.
Please.
I only want to do Shinshin's part.
Please do this.
She is crazy.
I'm happy.
She is laughing.
You gave me a very good pun.
I'm glad.
You have been laughing even before I started.
I'm serious.
I'm going.
Shinshin, hurry up.
You can write it in two lines or one word.
Please come up with a pun that fits Kyvoster Hamada.
It doesn't matter.
Yes, Hamada.
I'm glad.
Hey.
It's not good.
I'm glad you gave me a pun.
You're just writing whatever you want.
It doesn't matter.
It was funny.
Shinshin.
I'm glad.
This is the end of Shinshin's part.
Shinshin's...
What is this like?
I got it.
I'm glad.
I'm going.
Please come up with a pun that fits Kyvoster Hamada.
Hamada is a boyfriend of all citizens.
You're the best.
What?
You're the best.
I'm the best?
Yes.
This is not self-introduction, but I'm saying this because I'm thinking of a gag.
It's really good.
If you put Russian cream and socks on it, it might be high style.
You want to wear it, don't you?
You can't wear it, can you?
Now, isn't there a pretty good one?
Yes.
Now, who do you think was the best big cut?
It's Mew.
Yes!
You can't do it.
No, no, we'll do the same thing again.
I can't help it if you don't praise me for that.
Everyone was good, but I'm glad you all came up with a good one today.
Now, Mr. Nagami, please do the next one for everyone.
The next one you'll try is a monoboke.
Monoboke!
Yes.
Monoboke.
Yes.
Monoboke.
I've prepared a lot of small tools over there, so I'd like you all to try a monoboke.
Now, let's start with those of you who came up with one.
Yes.
I'm sweating.
Wow.
No, there were a lot of interesting ones.
No, but it was really interesting.
You go home and remember it, and it's a little funny.
It's a little funny, isn't it?
It's a little funny.
You go home and...
I'm not laughing like that right now, but...
Oh, you can't do it like that?
You go home and remember it...
There aren't many patterns like that.
I want you to remember it because it's funny.
Yes!
Oh, you're fast!
Oh, you're good!
Now, Yuina, would you like to go?
Yes!
Yuina, please do a monoboke!
It's funny. It's like Doraemon.
It's good. The way you use the tools is good.
Oh, it's kind of...
It's kind of...
Miyu, you have a lot of cunning, don't you?
I'm not cunning at all now.
Really?
Miyu, please do a monoboke!
Hello! I'm a metal bat!
Which one is it?!
Which one is Tomoya-san and which one is Kobayashi-san?
With a hat and long hair.
What's going on?
It's the opposite.
But it's wonderful.
Oh, you two!
Oh, C.han and Anon.
Oh, C.chan and Anon.
It's good. Young people and old people.
Yes.
Let's go.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm wrong.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Well, please do a monoboke!
Miyu-san!
Please do it!
Why are you making fun of me?
Really, what is it?
Wait a minute!
I don't know what you're talking about.
It looks delicious!
It's good!
It's very popular!
Shinshin, right?
Shinshin, please do a monoboke!
It was a fake, wasn't it?
Yes.
Hihan! Hihan! Hihan, it's a live show.
Emiu, please do a monoboke!
Yumi, what kind of lesson is this?
Are you going to make me do this?
That's too cute!
You're teaching a lesson that anyone can do.
It's like kindergarten.
Okay, Shiori.
Here I go.
Okay, Shiori, please do a monoboke!
I'm going to be the jockey of the next NMB single.
That's a little sexy, NMB.
That's nice.
Your brain is almost full of sexiness.
You're going for a sexy route from the beginning.
It's all about being sexy.
Oh!
Why is this guy's tempo so fast?
I want to do it.
That's not sexy.
Okay.
Okay, Emiu, let's go.
Emiu, please do a monoboke!
3:19 am, Nagami Daigo arrested.
Don't be happy and get arrested!
Is it okay?
Don't be happy!
That's not the kind of shop it is.
It's not.
Why do you come up with it at that speed?
Okay, let's make the last one a smile.
Or...
I want to see something that's not sexy.
There are a lot of tools.
Shall we go for the last one?
Yes, let's go!
Oh!
Emiu and...
Oh!
Anon and...
Who is it?
Shihan?
Oh!
Hiyori too.
Everyone will use it.
Everyone will use it?
That's good.
It's suitable for the last one.
It's because you used it so much.
It's an exchange.
Everyone is cute.
They are idols.
They are cute.
Okay, okay.
So...
This is Shihan, right?
Yes, come here.
Shihan's instructions are flying.
Pose, pose, pose, pose, pose.
Shihan's usual face is coming out.
It's said that it's quite dazzling.
Yes, Shihan, are you ready? Yes!
Yes, Shihan, please show us.
Now, shall we go hunting demons?
I bit you a little.
I bit you a little. Shall we go hunting demons?
Shall we go hunting demons?
They are wonderful members.
They have takoyaki.
They are cute.
Takoyaki, chicken, two rabbits and party meat.
And Shihan with an axe.
Wonderful!
Yes.
Everyone was good at monoboke.
Yes, it was fun.
Then, Mr. Nagami, who was the best?
Shihan!
This is...
Well...
Monoboke was fun as a player...
But as a person, it was the best.
Well, it wasn't monoboke, but as a person, it was wonderful.
As a person, it was the best.
Certainly.
Then, Shihan, can you give me another badge?
Yes.
Shihan, I have one and Nagami have one.
I'm sure you'll get one of them.
Two! You can get two of them.
Then, I'll give it back to you.
Thank you!
Shihan, thank you!
It's nice.
Shihan, you like it now.
I'm happy.
By the way, Nagami got all the badges.
Oh!
Didn't Miyu get one with an axe?
Certainly.
Miyu...
Miyu!
Because you're too positive. Thank you!
You're too positive.
Now, and the last one.
The last thing you'll be challenged with is a photo.
Yes.
As a homework from Ms. Nagami beforehand,
I think you've said you'd take a photo with a certain theme.
Yes.
Now, here's the topic Ms. Nagami gave us.
Harata Tour.
Yes. With the theme of Harata Tour, you all took photos, didn't you?
Yes!
Now, let's get started.
Let's put it over there.
It'll come out over here.
Yes! Now, Harata Tour's...
Is it okay? The first one, please!
Huh?
No, no, no! Stop it!
Yes!
This is...
Yes, it's me!
Yes!
This is Harata Tour!
This is...
It's really Harata Tour for some people.
It's like a momentary production during one song of a live show.
Everyone changes their faces.
Huh? There's such a production?
Yes, there's such a production.
Every time one of you runs, you all change your faces.
Yes.
But both of you don't change your faces properly.
I see!
Oh, you're mad about that?
Yes, we're mad about it.
The three of you in the center are seriously changing your faces.
You're serious!
You're seriously changing your faces.
Is it okay for me to show you this?
Yes.
Is it popular?
I see.
Haru-chan and...
Yes, the younger ones.
The younger ones.
The younger ones. Yes, yes, yes.
You have to be a little serious.
Yes.
I see.
It's true that you're like this and you're like that.
But you'll realize it later.
I'll realize it later.
You'll realize it then.
Hey, I think you should know!
Yes!
But this is...
Yes, it's fine.
It's a good Harata Tour.
Yes.
The one in the center is like this.
Yes.
She's digging a hole over there.
She's like a captain.
Oh, Kojirin-san, right?
Yes.
Oh, you're so different!
I thought you wouldn't know.
Yes, you're right.
It's Aiti and Kojirin.
Yes, it's Aiti and Kojirin.
That's great!
That was a good photo!
Thank you.
That was good.
Here's the next photo!
Oh!
This is Shinshin's photo. Who is this?
Shinshin!
Yes, it's me.
What do you think of this photo?
It's really cute.
Yes, it is.
I thought it was too cute.
Oh, that's right!
I'm so angry!
It's too cute.
It's too much.
You have to suppress it a little more.
I'm serious about it.
Well, then...
This "I'm angry" tour is Shinshin's...
No, no, no!
I want to say it!
Huh? I didn't say it.
Huh? "I'm angry" tour with that?
No, it's not.
Give me "I'm angry" tour.
Give me "I'm angry" tour for these two.
It's too much.
It's dangerous.
Well, it's too cute, "I'm angry" tour.
"I'm angry" tour...
You're sticking out.
You're all making you angry, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
But this is an amazing costume, isn't it?
That's right!
What kind of dance is this?
It's called "Delusional Girlfriend".
"Delusional Girlfriend"?
Yes!
It's really...
They're all cats.
Huh?
They all have different shapes.
One person... one cat?
No.
Oh, they're all cats.
They're all kinds of cats.
I think they're all cute.
So is Shihan a cat, too?
Oh, I've done it!
Oh, you have?
Yes, I do!
Can I see it for a second?
Huh?
This cat pose, Shihan.
Cat pose?
I want it!
Is there a cat pose like that?
Yes, but it's a little too cute, Shihan.
"I'm angry" tour is too cute?
Yes.
Huh? What kind of crazy thing is that?
Shihan, you haven't done it before?
I have!
Oh, you have?
Oh, then this...
What? You want me to do a pose?
Yes, please.
Oh, this is...
This isn't a free pose, is it?
Oh, it's a choreography.
No, this is a little...
Can I turn it on?
Can I?
Um, I'm sorry, but it was just fine.
As expected of you, as expected of an idol.
I'm sorry, but it was just fine. That's nice.
Well, well, Shinji, since you're angry about this...
Well, here's the next angry photo.
Ah!
Oh!
This is...
This is super cute.
It's not super super cute, but...
Yes!
Um, really...
This is commercially available.
Whenever I take photos with Shibuya Nagisa-chan, she makes fun of me.
Oh, Shibuya-san.
So I told her to take photos normally beforehand.
Yes, yes, yes.
I told her to take photos normally.
I took photos a while ago, and they were all of this face.
Yes.
And, well, this...
Well, it's fine if you're just staring at me normally...
But you breathe into me.
Into you?
Yes.
The breath of your nose...
It's the breath of your nose, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
It's the moment of my bitter smile.
I see!
That makes me angry.
Yes.
You make fun of me over and over again.
I make fun of you over and over again!
I know you're two years old, but you're probably being teased a lot.
That's right, I'm being teased a lot.
You're being teased a lot.
Yes.
But it's a good thing that you're all in a good mood.
Yes, it's a good picture.
It's a good picture.
It was a good picture.
Now, here is the next picture that made me angry.
Huh?
Who is it?
Is it a fan?
Who is this?
Yes!
Ah, Shiori!
This is me.
What does it mean?
Yesterday, I was doing a live stream.
Live stream, yes.
At my house.
And then, it just so happens that the fan was...
It wasn't facing forward, but it was slightly tilted this way.
Ah, yes.
It's kind of...
It's kind of annoying.
Huh?
What? What?
It's like, "Why are you looking this way?"
I know what you mean, but...
What do you mean?
I know what you mean, but...
It's like...
It's supposed to be facing forward like this, but...
Ah!
But...
Why are you looking this way?
To the house?
I know what you mean, but...
You took me to a really small place.
It's really small.
Even though we're all dancing and taking pictures of ourselves.
But you're in a good mood, aren't you?
Well, now that you mention it, it's kind of like this.
Is this the house you're actually using?
Yes, it is.
It's a little old, isn't it?
It's just right, isn't it?
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
Dust.
Do you have dust on your idol's fan, too?
It was around here, so I blurred it a little, but please don't say it.
Dust, dust, dust, dust, dust.
There's dust on it.
The floor is dirty, too, so I blurred it.
You didn't want to go.
Well, I think you had a good time.
Let's move on to the next picture.
Here's the next one.
Huh?
Wow!
What's this?
This is me.
Oh, this is Yui's.
Yes, this is me and Shiori Minota.
Yes.
At Tsutaya Ebisubashiten, there was a panel exhibition.
Panel exhibition.
And the panels of Johnny C. Day's gravure and Yuka Kato's gravure photo book were taken really big.
They were stretched out big.
That's right.
And Shiori Minota was silent, too.
You were sucked in?
I was sucked in like a picture, but I kept looking at it.
What's with this way of looking?
Can you see it?
It's fine if it's far away.
Yes!
Can you see it?
Yes, I can see it very well.
Can you see it?
I've been standing there for about five minutes.
Huh? Is it long?
I was like, "Huh? Is it early?"
But I can't get enough of it from Shiori Minota.
Yes, there is such a way of enjoying it.
No, it's scary.
No, I can't get enough of it just by looking at it from Shiori Minota.
Drink some coffee, too.
Yes.
That's nice. You've been playing together since usual.
That's right.
You're good friends.
That's nice.
Yes.
That's nice. But you don't get hungry, do you?
How about you?
You've been standing there for a long time, so you're hungry, right?
Yes.
It's about time I go home.
I see. It's been a long time.
Yes.
That's nice.
Next, is it the last one?
Let's go to the next photo.
Here it is!
What? Who is it? It's you again, isn't it? Wait a minute.
No one has said who it is yet. This is Sexy Shihan. What is it?
Shihan! Shihan! Isn't it Mew?
Shihan! Shihan! Who is it?
This is Mew.
Aren't you angry?
Shihan, what is it about?
I posted a muscle training video on TikTok.
Muscle training?
Yes, and I'm working out my arms.
I see.
This is a photo, but it's amazing in the video.
What?
I'm working out.
You're working out.
I'm doing a lot of different things.
I see. The viewers are gaining popularity.
I searched "Another Mouse" and it came up.
What? Why?
What?
What? Why?
Why?
Because it’s “Videos” and “Less”
I see.
So I was surprised and watched it.
Shihan, isn't this sexy to gain viewership?
No, it's not.
I think it can't be helped if you look at me like that.
I'm just doing it seriously, but the comments say it's too sexy.
Of course.
If you do this with this face and tilt your neck like this...
I'm thinking about it in the future.
You're dressed pretty sexy.
That's right.
There's a lot of exposure.
It's amazing.
During the lesson, I didn't know where to put it.
With such a sexy look?
Yes.
It's pretty sexy.
I see.
Where can we see this?
TikTok.
Where can we see it?
TikTok.
It seems like you can see it on TikTok.
Please check it out.
So, did everyone say it?
Yes.
I'd like Ms. Nagami to choose the person who fit the theme of "The most angry" the most.
The person who took the best picture is...
Anon!
He has a funny face.
This is really good.
This is heavy.
I've shown you this many times.
This is good.
The middle part is a mess.
Can we display it at the Louvre Museum?
No, we don't need it.
It's art in a way.
The title is "Marata Tour".
So, Anon has a badge too.
Oh, Anon, I'm sorry.
Only Nagami-san's badge is left.
Nagami-san's badge.
We don't have a choice.
Yes.
That's good.
It's heavier than my feet.
It's heavier than your feet.
Oh, I'll go first.
Oh, thank you.
You don't look like you want it.
Even at this distance, you barely said "thank you".
You barely heard it.
It was faint.
But they were all good photos.
That's it for "Teach Me", by Nagami-sensei!
Let's move on.
Something like this was happening behind the scenes!
"NNB48 School Room News"!
Let's go!
NNB48 School Room News
Everyone, please take your seats.
In this segment, the members will announce the shocking school room news that happened in NNB.
I'm always looking forward to it.
Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
You can also learn about unexpected relationships.
Yes.
Now that you've written it all down, please hold up your flippers.
Yes!
Now, everyone, please show us your flippers!
Here you go!
Wow, there's a lot of them!
"I'm in trouble", "no problem", "idol", "day by day", "childishness", "being teased", "tears", and "the seat next to you".
Wow, they all look like fun!
Nagami-sensei, which one would you like to start with?
Even today, I feel like I'm going to get teased and cry.
Shihan, could you do this for me?
I've been teased a lot.
I'm Wadami Yu.
Hey, Wadami Yu!
Wadami Yu is going to get teased, right?
No!
One of the members was playing Shikiri in the middle of the show.
Basically, we would follow the theme of the show and MC it.
All of the members were in sync, right?
After that, when it was time to end the show, Miyu said, "No, I wasn't teased."
Miyu's existence was seriously forgotten.
I see.
Miyu's character also tried to stand out.
Yes, yes, yes.
She tried to stand out.
Everyone was teasing her.
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone was forgetting about Miyu.
It's delicious, but...
That's right.
It's not delicious, but...
It's delicious.
I got laughed at there, too.
You got laughed at.
I thought, "Oh, MC, it's over."
The show ended.
When I looked back, I started crying.
What?
What's wrong?
I thought something was wrong, so I wrote it down.
It's like...
The MC retired from "Forgotten Child."
I'm very frustrated.
Oh, that's what you were doing.
I'm frustrated and crying.
You were crying there.
I was crying.
I'm usually teased a lot, but...
I'm teased a lot, but...
I was really teased a lot.
That's right.
You're very kind.
That's right.
I'm teased a lot because I have love.
You're an idol.
Yes.
It's good that you don't know you're an idol.
That's right.
I have love, so...
I see.
It's not something to cry about.
It's really wonderful.
I was really encouraging, but...
No, the MC at the time...
It's like you're holding grudges.
That's right.
Do you know now?
Even if you're teased...
No, yes, but I don't know if the emcee at the time really didn't love you.
I loved you, Odairo.
There you go again.
I was shocked that you forgot about me.
Oh, that was a shock.
Yes, that's right.
You cried.
Yes, but thank you for comforting me.
It's a good relationship, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Yes, yes.
You're being teased, though.
Yes, I'm usually being teased.
That's good. It was a good story, normally.
Yes, it is.
Shall we move on to someone else?
On the contrary, what do you think of Mew's idol?
Yes, I often think that idols shouldn't do this and shouldn't do that.
Yes, there is a girl named Kuroda Fuwa-chan Fuwarin who is in her 7th generation.
Fuwarin.
Yes, she's there.
I went to Jiro-style ramen in No. 7 with her.
Oh!
At that time, you can customize Jiro-style ramen.
More garlic.
That's right.
More vegetables.
Yes, yes, more bean sprouts.
Kuroda Fuwa-chan asked for more garlic.
Oh!
I asked for more garlic, but I couldn't breathe well after that.
Hey! Hey!
You should do it yourself, but don't say you couldn't breathe well.
So we took a taxi together, but the whole taxi smelled so bad.
Oh!
I was really embarrassed.
As an idol, I thought it was better not to eat garlic.
I see.
The next one wasn't a stage or anything like that.
What?
The next one wasn't a live performance or anything like that.
The next one was in a park.
I ate garlic in a park.
Wow!
I ate it regardless of anything.
Master Asuga!
If it's not Asuga, it's okay.
Who?
If it's not "more garlic, more Asuga"...
It's normal, right?
It's "more garlic, more Asuga".
It's normal.
No, I put in quite a lot of garlic.
You put in quite a lot of garlic.
Yes.
Then it seems like you can do it.
Yes.
But it doesn't smell, so it's okay.
Oh, okay.
No, it's like Fuwa smells a lot.
That Fuwa moment is amazing.
Because it's garlic, right?
Yes, that's right.
Oh, that's nice.
Yes.
What was that?
You're good at talking.
I'm also curious about Daina C. Oh, Daina C!
I'm Daina C.
The other day, when we were doing a live show,
we did a song called "Tenmetsu Heromon" with Team N.
"Tenmetsu Heromon"?
Yes, it's a very sexy song.
It was a very sexy song with a very sexy direction.
When we do a live show, they put in some kind of material for us.
Material?
Yes.
Like information?
Yes, like rehearsal videos or dances we did before.
Like, "Oh, it was like this."
Yes, that's right.
It all turned into "Tenteki Heromon."
Oh, it did.
"Tenteki Heromon"?
Yes.
I thought it would be really annoying, but I didn't realize it until the live show was over.
The person who did it was...
Well, there's always a pretty crappy manager, but...
I thought he was doing it all the time, so I thought he was stupid.
I found out later that it was written by a proper manager.
I'm a little sorry.
Don't say that in front of people.
Amazing.
"Tenteki Heromon" doesn't make sense anymore.
Sometimes...
It was like that last month, too.
The manager said something bad here.
Like, "I hope it gets delivered in time."
A lot of people say that.
In the refrigerator...
Yes, in the refrigerator...
I think it was "unka."
It was like, "The person who ate it even though we gave him our name back was the manager."
There are managers like that in NMB.
If you have anything you want to say, say it directly.
Don't destroy us.
It's true that "Tenteki Heromon" doesn't make sense anymore.
That's true.
That's nice.
Shall we move on?
Shinshin Hinihini Kodomoka
What does this mean, Yui?
This is...
Shinshin Hinihini Kodomoka is popular, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
She is bright and mature.
She has a sense of humor.
I feel like I'm getting younger and younger.
I'm the same age as her.
Her shoes for rehearsal are still fast.
What?!
Oh, you're right.
What do you mean "still"?
Her shoes are already fast.
The ones you ride fast, right?
Yes, that's right.
The one that makes it easier for the truck to turn.
Yes, that's right.
The one that makes it easier for you to turn.
I don't know if it's white or black,
but she's always wearing pastel-purple shoes.
Her lessons are like "omutsu".
What?!
Her lessons are like "omutsu".
I feel like I'm getting younger and younger.
You're practicing in a school that makes you look like a kid.
Yes, I am.
Why is that?
I like it.
You like it when you look like a kid.
Yes, I like it when I look like a kid.
So, you know those shoes with a sound?
Yes, I like it.
It's my dream to wear them for my lessons.
You don't have a dream.
You're in my way!
You don't have a size for sure.
I'll do my best to wear them.
You had a medium size.
Yes, I do have a medium size.
Does that mean you're a little faster than people when you're moving?
Yes, I may be more quick-witted than people.
You're amazing.
That's great.
You're still cute, though.
Yes.
You're looking at me too much.
You're cute even though you didn't say anything at the end.
You're cute with your mochi.
Thank you for the great information.
Thank you.
Who would like to go next?
I'm in trouble.
Yes.
You're so sincere.
I'd like to know about this.
I always do a showroom stream before a theater performance.
It's like a live stream.
You read it before a performance?
Yes, I do.
I do it in the dressing room.
I can hear everyone's voices.
Oh, you can hear it?
That's right. So I can't tell my fans about it.
Especially Mizuta-san is dangerous.
Whenever Mizuta-san walks past me, I get angry.
You got scolded, didn't you?
I got scolded and screamed all of a sudden.
As soon as I opened the door, I said, "I want to go."
You said "I want to go" and got kicked out.
What are you talking about?
Don't do it.
No, no, no.
It's dangerous. Don't do it.
Don't do it, Shiori.
Yumi-san and I are in the same team.
She's really noisy.
Are you noisy, too?
Yes, I am.
I get angry all of a sudden.
What?
Is it a high voltage machine?
I don't get angry easily.
I get angry. I'm not angry.
Sometimes I get comments like, "Are you okay, Yumi?"
I see.
When I hear it, I get angry all of a sudden and get angry.
Are you okay?
It's full of comments like that.
I can't deliver it properly.
I'm in trouble.
So you're not generally angry.
I'm not angry.
But when you talk to people who listen to you, you get strict instructions.
I'm going to talk to you.
You're going to talk to me, but you can't hear me?
Yes.
You don't usually get angry, do you?
I'm curious.
That's good.
When you get a bad joke or a bad joke...
I'm in trouble.
Let's keep it quiet.
If someone is delivering a showroom.
Yes.
Is it the last one?
Next to you...
Where is it next to you?
This is...
We went to NMB48 the other day.
Zepp Osaka B-side.
Zepp?
I did a live show for three days.
Three performances in two days.
For two days, I was next to Yumi in the dressing room.
That's right.
I'm more excited about you than I am about the live show.
What do you mean?
Why are you so nervous?
We went into the dressing room and looked for our seats.
It was small, so we had to line up.
The seats were all lined up.
And when Yumi-san came next to me, I was like...
What do you mean?
And we were supposed to be friends, but...
When she came to me with her shoulders folded, I was like...
Why are you like that?
I'm a nervous senior.
Everyone is like that.
You're nervous because you're a senior.
There's pressure, too.
Pressure, too.
Pressure came out of here, too.
I was nervous.
And it was like this.
I found a passageway here.
There was a desk here.
I felt like I was passing through here.
The entrance was blocked by Yumi-san and another second-generation senior.
I'm in the back of it.
But since the hotel is small, people can't get through if you take your width.
I'm really like this.
She knows you're there.
- Like you're watching school. - I wish you'd say that.
You didn't notice either of it.
There was an episode like that. But next time, I'll say it.
- I see. - Right now?
- How is it? - I want you to say it.
Can I say it?
- On the contrary, make me feel sorry for using "ki". - I see.
Can you shut up for a second?
Shonzo's points...
Can you say "new" instead of "chi"?
- "New." - "New."
"New," please.
If we get another chance...
Oh, this is where Kaze and Oshi often say, "Excuse me!"
Please put it back in.
That's good. Put it back in.
Is it okay?
That's a one-time thing.
What is this?!
Put it back in.
But we don't really talk about it, so it's not like we're on the same team.
Oh, so you're on different teams.
Actually, I was a little happy about it.
You closed it well.
You were happy in the end, right?
I was a little happy, yes.
Great.
We heard a lot of good news this time as well.
We learn a lot.
So, Nagami, I'd like you to choose the best news from here.
The best one is...
The seat next to me!
Oh!
Yori!
Yori will receive a Nagami-no-kan badge.
Automatically.
That's all for today's NMB48 School News!
Okay!
Now, Yuina, please play the music video!
Okay! Now, the latest album...
Oh, the latest album, NMB...
Number 13, the lead song "down" has been included in it!
Here it is!
Okay! Next up is the "Yori Presents" project!
Okay!
"Yori Presents"!
May we take a look at it?!
You brought something weird again, didn't you?
No, no.
The other day you were looking for Kenta Orosu's eyebrows and today you...
Today I'm going to touch and cover up the members.
What is that?!
Eh, this time we're recording and broadcasting at midnight.
From an unbelievable time...
A sexy time has continued.
This is it.
This time, yes. What kind of song is it? By the way, you still don't know if you don't listen carefully, do you?
Well, I'm going to cover my eyes and touch the members, the members who are here today and guess who it is.
Eh, you're out.
You're out.
But usually I like the members' gravure and I often watch it.
Ah, I see. In a good way, because you like it.
I know who it is.
Ah, you know who it is when you touch it.
Even if you cover it up, you know who it is.
Ah, everyone, are you doing this gravure?
Yes, there are people who do it and people who don't.
Ah, there are people who don't do it, but there are people who do it. I see.
But you'll definitely know who it is if you do it.
Yes.
Ah, that's good.
But it'd be amazing if you could do it.
Yes.
If you're confident about it...
You definitely can't do it!
No, no, you can't do it.
Please don't fight.
Everyone, if you come up before me, I'll immediately call the police.
Ah, you can't do it.
No, of course you can't do it.
Now, now, now.
Get ready.
Hurry up and get ready!
I know.
Shiori-chan will cover herself up and everyone's bodies will sit down.
Yes!
That's the plan.
Yes!
And we'll guess who it is.
Hurry up and get ready!
No one's going to fly over.
Even if you prepare it like that, hurry up.
Now, with that said...
Where do we touch it?
That's right, where do we touch it?
It depends on your voice.
Well, I'll tell you first and then you can enjoy it.
No, you can't.
Please, think about it.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, by the way...
Who's going to touch it?
Let's see...
The person who's going to be touched...
There are people who don't like it when you touch it.
Eh?
I'm the youngest, so...
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
You can't do it with your voice.
You can't do it.
You can't do it with your voice.
You can't do it.
It's not like I'm going to touch it with my voice.
Don't do it now.
Raise your hand if you're going to do it quietly.
I'll say it for now, but please do it only for the members.
I don't know.
We're playing rock-paper-scissors.
Will the winner go or be touched?
By the way, who do you want to be touched by the most?
I don't have much opportunity to touch it, so I'd like to say it.
It's decided!
Shiori, please raise your hand again.
Yui, please guide me.
No, no, no.
What are you doing? You're getting too excited, Shiori.
Here! Okay, it's around here.
I don't know where I'm supposed to touch it.
Okay, then...
What do you call it? Can I touch you?
Yes, you can touch me.
Okay, please touch me.
What?
I don't want you to touch my ears all of a sudden.
You can touch my ears.
Is it here?
Yes, it's there.
I can't do it!
It looks like you're having fun.
It's better for you to have small ears than Moet-san, but please be patient.
Those ears and...
Wait a minute.
I can use my thighs, too.
Is this okay?
Okay, I got it!
That was quick!
You said "ear dive" and "thighs" in an instant.
I said "ear" and...
Can you say "ear" again?
Oh, only "ear"?
Can you say "ear" again?
Do you have confidence, Shiori?
Yes, I do.
Where's my ear?
Okay, then...
Listen and touch.
Okay, then...
By the way, Shiori, please give me the correct answer!
Nao Shinzawa!
Correct!
How do you know?
There's "amazing" and "correct" and "weird".
Can you really do it?
I heard it with my ears and checked it with my feet.
Shinshin, you have a unique ear.
It's thin and small and I don't feel like I have a lot of earlobes.
Shinshin's earlobes are like that.
You only have "weird".
"Amazing" or "weird"?
Do you want one more person?
Is it okay?
You're too old for that.
Can someone take me?
It's decided.
Here?
One more time.
Around here?
What is this?
It's around here.
Where is it?
It's here.
Maybe this will be the last episode of "Mera Mera N.A.M.B.".
Everyone, please enjoy the last episode.
Okay, Shiorin.
Please touch it.
Okay, I'll start with my ears.
You don't have ears.
I'll start with my ears.
What do you mean your ears were big?
They were big.
Please stand by.
Is it over?
Not yet.
There's more.
I'll guide you to the top.
Isn't this Shihan's chest?
There's no way I'd touch Shihan's chest.
Chest is not allowed.
Here are the ears.
Can you go down and show me your shoulders?
I can feel your ears.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you feel it with your ears?
What kind of touch is that?
What is that?
You're touching it like a steering wheel.
Wait.
Can you feel it with your ears only?
Yes.
If you can, can you feel it with your shoulders?
With my feet.
Feet.
Can you feel it?
Where is it?
Wow!
I got it.
You got it!
The answer is...
Yes.
With your ears and feet.
Yes.
There's also a voice saying "big".
Okay, Ashiori.
Please tell me the answer.
Yumi Ishida?
That's correct!
She's angry!
She's getting angry without touching it.
She said "big".
Hey!
She said "big".
What did you say?
It seems like you said something when you moved your shoulders for a moment.
Hey!
Was it your ears?
What did you say?
No!
What did you say?
No!
It was my presence!
Oh, your presence!
Yes!
Your aura!
The moment I did this...
Aha!
Your aura is different.
It's bigger when you say "aura".
The master's eyes...
If you don't have one, please do it in a place where no one knows about showrooms.
That's it for today's Shiori Presents. Thank you for having me!
Why do you bring that up every time?
Maybe we should ban Shiori from this segment?
I can't do it anymore!
This segment is too much.
It's too much every time.
It's about time. Lastly, please choose and give us a nickname for today's most active person.
There were a lot of active people today.
That's right.
First of all, who was the most active person today?
Yumin!
Thank you!
She was very active.
She was active in many ways from the beginning to the end.
She was touched and became something.
Now, Yumin and Chihan, please choose a nickname for them.
There were a lot of things...
They didn't choose one.
A badge? A badge of Nagami? Or do you want to go eat sushi with me?
Wow, that's the ultimate choice.
It's the ultimate.
I don't like badges either.
I don't like being treated to sushi either.
Now, have you chosen a nickname?
Yes!
Now, please announce your nickname!
My nickname is...
Dekajinsu!
I'm not that happy!
Your existence! Your existence is Dekajinsu.
Your aura is Dekajinsu.
Now, Yumin, when you meet us again, I hope you'll call us Dekajinsu.
Now, thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you for the two hours. It was a lot of fun.
I feel like we had a lot of adult time.
That's true.
Are you okay with this?
On days like this, too, we have Mera Mera NMB.
Oh, just for today, we have Mura Mura NMB.
Stop it!
You've had a lot of ear beating, too.
But it was really fun. Thank you very much.
Everyone, please continue to support us.
Let's go! Mera Mera...
NMB!
Goodbye!
Thank you for watching!